Definition of a band nerd!
band nerd (n)- 1. someone who enjoys every aspect of being a part of the band experience. 2. someone who doesn't take certain comments as dirty (ex. fingering, tonguing)3. a person that can't stop talking about band. the person doesn't necessarily have to be good at an instrument, just talk about it a lot.

Band Jokes:
Woodwind Jokes

Basoon Jokes

Q: What makes a basoon better than an oboe?
A: The basoon burns longer.
Q: What's the difference between a basoon and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!

Clarinet Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?
A: You can't hear a mouse squeak over the entire band!
Q: Why do clarinetists put their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do a clarinet and a law suit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Q: If most musicians are either high or low, what does that make an orchestral third clarinetist?
A: Confused.

Flute/Piccolo Jokes
Q: What do you call a good flute section?
A: Impossible.

Oboe Jokes

Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his tuner.

Three oboes play in tune the same way three men keep a secret.
(You know, the proverb, "Three men can keep a secret if two are dead.")

Saxophone Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a dead saxophonist and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks infront of the skunk.
Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
A: The neighbors get upset when you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.

Brass Jokes

French Horn Jokes

Q: What makes the french horn such a divine instrument?
A: Because man blows in, but only God knows what comes out!

Trombone Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a dead trombonist and a dead squirrel in the road?
A: The squirrel might have been on its way to a gig.
Q: How can you tell which kid on the playground is the child of a trombonist?
A: They don't know how to use the slide and can't swing.

Trumpet Jokes

Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the trumpet and doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

Drummer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between drummers and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians alot?
A: A drummer.
Q: How do you confuse a drummer?
A: Put music infront of him.
Q: Hey did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
A: Me neither.

Musician Jokes

How many musician jokes are there?
Only one--all the rest are true!

Conductor Jokes

Q: What do you need when a group of conductors are up to their necks in concrete?
A: More concrete.
Q: If you were in a room with Hitler, Hussein, and a conductor and had a gun but only two bullets, what should you do?
A: Shoot the conductor twice--just in case.

My corkboard:

Band is fun because...
...in this I want YOU to give me reasons why you think band is fun, so please leave them in your comments on the guestbook page! That would be great! I will give you full credit also, unless you want it to be secretive or something?